Chatroom 6 – JL Coming Out of the “Closet”
[Ahof Group Chat:]
Members: JL, Steven, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Woogki, Han, Juwon
JL:
HELP.
Juwon:
What did you do now?
JL:
I’M STUCK.
Shuabo:
In life? In a toxic relationship? Be specific.
JL:
IN MY CLOSET.
Daisuke:
…How???
JL:
I went in to grab a jacket, the door swung shut, and now I CAN’T GET OUT.
Woogki:
LMAO. Bro, you’re literally trapped in the closet. ICONIC.
Chih En:
So what you’re saying is… you’re coming out? 😏
JL:
SHUT UP AND HELP ME.
Steven:
Okay, okay. Where are you exactly?
JL:
IN. MY. CLOSET. I just said that!!
Han:
Are you actually locked in, or are you just being dramatic?
JL:
I WISH I WAS BEING DRAMATIC. I CAN’T OPEN THE DOOR. IT’S STUCK.
Jeongwoo:
…Did you try pushing it?
JL:
WHAT DO YOU THINK I’VE BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES?!
Juwon:
Wait. Are you saying this is an EMERGENCY? Like, do we need to call the fire department?
Woogki:
Imagine the headline.
“Famous Idol JL Rescued from Closet—Literal Closet, Not a Metaphor.”
Shuabo:
I’m tweeting it.
JL:
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO—
Steven:
Okay, okay. I’m coming over. Just don’t panic.
Han:
Do you even have water in there? What if you get dehydrated??
JL:
OH MY GOD, I’M NOT GONNA DIE IN HERE.
Chih En:
Are you sure? Because if you do, we’ll have to replace you, and that’s such a hassle.
JL:
EXCUSE ME???
Daisuke:
Don’t worry, JL. If we replace you, we’ll make sure they can sing at least half as good as you.
JL:
I AM LITERALLY FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE AND Y’ALL ARE JOKING.
Jeongwoo:
…Did you try pulling instead of pushing?
JL:
…
Woogki:
No way.
Juwon:
Don’t tell me…
JL:
I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
Steven:
LMAO YOU PULLED IT OPEN, DIDN’T YOU?
Han:
facepalms
JL:
I’M LEAVING THIS CHAT.
JL has left the chat.
Shuabo:
Damn. He really got out of the closet twice today.
Woogki:
Proud of him.
[End of Chat.]