Chatroom 2 – JL’s Watermark
[Ahof Group Chat]
Members: JL, Steven, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Woogki, Han, Juwon
Jeongwoo:
You know what I realized?
Shuabo:
Oh no. This is how chaos starts.
Jeongwoo:
No, seriously. Steven is like… JL’s watermark.
Woogki:
LMAO, YES! He’s in every photo JL takes. Like some kind of personal background prop.
Daisuke:
posts photo collage of JL with Steven lurking nearby in every pic
I present Exhibit A through Z.
Chih En:
Bro, even in that candid photo JL posted last week, Steven’s just casually standing there with that “I belong here” face.
Juwon:
I bet if JL took a photo on the moon, Steven would somehow be floating behind him.
Han:
TYPING…
TYPING…
Why is that even a thing? JL’s not that interesting.
JL:
…Rude.
Steven:
I’m not following him around, okay? We just happen to be in the same places. It’s called being in the same group.
Jeongwoo:
Yeah, sure. Just “happening” to be next to JL 99% of the time. Even when he’s making ramen at 3 AM?
Woogki:
Wait, what?
Shuabo:
You were with him at 3 AM? Bro.
Han:
typing aggressively
Why would you even be with JL at 3 AM? Do you not have your own dorm?
Steven:
We were hungry. It’s not that deep. Chill.
Han:
I am chill. Super chill. Ice cold.
Daisuke:
Yeah, Han, you seem really chill. Like volcano-level chill.
Han:
Shut up.
Juwon:
This is getting good. Feels like I’m watching a BL drama unfold in real time.
Steven:
Han’s acting like JL’s his boyfriend or something.
Han:
pauses
…So what if I am?
Group Chat:
DEAD SILENCE
typing bubbles appear and disappear
JL:
…Uh.
Jeongwoo:
OH?? WAIT—WHAT???
Woogki:
I need popcorn.
Chih En:
I’m screaming internally.
Steven:
… the heck?
Han:
leaves the chat
JL:
leaves the chat a minute later
Juwon:
…Did we just witness something?
Daisuke:
Yup. And I’m living for it.
[End of Chat.]