Chatroom 19 -THE CHAOS WE DIDN’T ASK FOR
[Ahof Group Chat:]
Members: JL, Steven, Han, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Juwon, Woongki
Woongki:
GUYS.
Juwon:
What.
Woongki:
WE HAVE A CRISIS.
Han:
…Again?
Steven:
What did you do this time?
Woongki:
WHY DO YOU ASSUME IT’S ME???
Shuabo:
Because it’s always you.
Woongki:
RUDE.
Daisuke:
Okay but what’s the crisis?
Woongki:
SOMEONE… AND I MEAN SOMEONE IN THIS CHAT…
Woongki:
…PUT DISH SOAP IN THE RICE COOKER.
JL:
…
Jeongwoo:
…
Han:
…
Chih En:
Huh.
Steven:
I need a drink.
Shuabo:
This is why I don’t live with you guys.
Daisuke:
WAIT WAIT WAIT WHO DID IT.
Woongki:
I DON’T KNOW BUT THE RICE LOOKS LIKE A BUBBLE BATH.
Juwon:
💀💀💀
JL:
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT.
Chih En:
Maybe they thought it would “clean” the rice.
Steven:
WHO THINKS LIKE THAT.
Woongki:
CLEARLY, SOMEONE HERE.
Han:
Alright. Confess. Who did it?
Silence.
Juwon:
…No one?
Woongki:
ALRIGHT. NEW STRATEGY.
Woongki:
I’M GOING TO ASK AND YOU JUST HAVE TO REACT. NO NEED TO LIE.
Woongki:
WHO PUT SOAP IN THE RICE COOKER?
Chih En reacted with 👀
Daisuke reacted with 💀
JL reacted with 😭
Shuabo reacted with 🍵
Han reacted with 😑
Juwon reacted with 👏
Steven reacted with 🔥
Jeongwoo reacted with …
Woongki:
OH YOU’RE ALL USELESS.
Steven:
Deep sigh. I give up.
Shuabo:
Okay but did anyone TASTE it??
JL:
😭 WHY WOULD WE TASTE SOAPY RICE
Daisuke:
I mean… what if it’s secretly good?
Chih En:
Do it.
Juwon:
Daisuke, please. Love yourself.
Woongki:
WAIT. WAIT. I HAVE CCTV IN THE KITCHEN.
Han:
…Since when??
Woongki:
Since I started suspecting y’all are unhinged. WHICH CLEARLY, YOU ARE.
Steven:
Pull the footage.
Woongki:
ALREADY ON IT.
Woongki:
LOADING…
Woongki:
LOADING…
Woongki:
OH. OH MY.
Woongki:
I’M ABOUT TO END SOMEONE’S WHOLE CAREER.
Daisuke:
SPIT IT OUT.
Woongki:
THE CULPRIT…
Woongki:
IS JL.
JL:
???
JL:
EXCUSE ME????
Steven:
JL. 3 PICK. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
Han:
I trusted you.
Jeongwoo:
…I need a moment.
Juwon:
I can’t believe this. My BFF. A criminal.
JL:
NO NO WAIT I DIDN’T DO IT I SWEAR
Woongki:
YOU WERE IN THE KITCHEN LAST NIGHT, I HAVE EVIDENCE
JL:
I WAS JUST WASHING DISHES!!
Shuabo:
Mhm. Sure.
JL:
I’M BEING FRAMED.
Daisuke:
Okay but what if it was accidental? Maybe JL didn’t know soap and rice don’t mix?
JL:
I’M NOT A TODDLER, DAISUKE.
Chih En:
A shame.
JL:
CHIH EN WHY ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED
Woongki:
This is going in the history books. JL, the soap rice mastermind.
Steven:
We can never let him live this down.
Han:
Agreed.
JL:
I DIDN’T DO IT.
Juwon:
Don’t worry. We still love you. Soap chef.
JL:
I’M LEAVING.
JL has left the chat.
[End of Chat.]