Chatroom 16 – WHO ATE CHIH EN’S CAKE?!

[Ahof Group Chat:]
Members: Steven, Han, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Juwon, Woongki, JL

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Chih En:
Alright. Which one of you heathens ate my cake?

Woongki:
Ohhh someone’s about to die.

Juwon:
Wait, what cake?

Chih En:
The slice of chocolate cake I put in the fridge WITH MY NAME ON IT.

Shuabo:
Not the full government name label… 💀

Daisuke:
LMAO you even wrote “DO NOT TOUCH.”

Chih En:
AND YET, SOMEONE TOUCHED.

Steven:
Alright, let’s be civil. Everyone, say “not me” so we can narrow it down.

Han:
Not me.

Jeongwoo:
Not me.

Shuabo:
Not me.

Juwon:
Not me.

Woongki:
Not me.

Steven:
Not me.

Daisuke:
Not me.

JL:
…

Woongki:
AHA.

Juwon:
GOT ‘EM.

Chih En:
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

JL:
Okay okay okay. Before you get mad—

Chih En:
TOO LATE.

JL:
I DIDN’T MEAN TO EAT IT.

Steven:
Oh, so the cake just levitated into your mouth??

JL:
LISTEN. I thought it was free for everyone.

Chih En:
IT HAD MY NAME ON IT.

JL:
I THOUGHT IT WAS A SUGGESTION.

Daisuke:
HYUNG WHAT—

Shuabo:
JL saw “Chih En’s Cake” and said “That’s crazy, but I’m hungrier.”

Woongki:
How do you accidentally eat an entire cake slice?!

JL:
I took one bite… and then… things happened.

Jeongwoo:
What “things”??

JL:
…Another bite. And then another. And then it was gone.

Han:
So what you’re saying is… you ate it on purpose.

JL:
I panicked. 😭

Juwon:
HOW DO YOU PANIC-EAT AN ENTIRE CAKE??

Chih En:
I HOPE YOUR NEXT VOCAL RUN CRACKS MID-SONG.

JL:
OKAY NOW THAT’S JUST EVIL.

Steven:
JL, what do you have to say for yourself?

JL:
…It was delicious.

Woongki:
OMG HE’S NOT EVEN SORRY. 💀💀💀

Chih En:
I’M GONNA FIGHT YOU.

JL:
NO PLEASE I’M SMALL.

Woongki:
SMALL BUT POWERFUL. YOU DEVOUR CAKE LIKE A WILD ANIMAL.

JL:
I PANICKED, OKAY??? 😭

Shuabo:
Just own up to it before the crime scene investigation starts.

JL:
Noted… 😞

Chih En:
You’re dead to me.

JL:
I’LL BUY YOU A NEW CAKE I PROMISE.

Chih En:
Two.

JL:
…Fine. 😭

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[End of Chat.]