Chatroom 12 – Fake Maknae EXPOSED

[Ahof Group Chat:]
Members: Steven, Han, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Juwon, Woongki, JL

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Daisuke:
I need to speak my truth.

JL:
Oh no.

Juwon:
Oh YES. Spill.

Daisuke:
JL is a fake maknae. 😤

JL:
??? EXCUSE ME, I AM YOUNG AND INNOCENT.

Woongki:
Young, sure. Innocent? Let’s not lie today.

Steven:
Go on, Daisuke. We’re listening. 👀

Daisuke:
He’s always stealing my maknae privileges.

JL:
WHAT MAKNAE PRIVILEGES??

Daisuke:
He gets fed first.

Han:
I mean… that’s true.

Chih En:
He acts cute and people fall for it.

Shuabo:
And somehow, we do things for him without realizing it.

Jeongwoo:
Now that I think about it, I did give him my drink without him even asking…

JL:
WAIT, AM I A GENIUS??

Daisuke:
NO. YOU’RE A FRAUD.

Juwon:
LMAO, Daisuke’s having a crisis.

Woongki:
But real talk, JL doesn’t even try. He just exists and people baby him.

Daisuke:
Meanwhile, I—THE ACTUAL MAKNAE—get told to do chores!! 😭

Steven:
That’s because you act like a menace.

Daisuke:
JL is a menace too!

Han:
Yeah, but he’s a quiet menace.

JL:
flips short hair Born talented, what can I say?

Daisuke:
I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS. I WANT A REFUND.

Chih En:
On what? Your birth order??

Woongki:
Sorry, kid. JL stole your maknae benefits. It’s too late now.

JL:
Don’t be mad, Daisuke. You can be my assistant maknae. 😌

Daisuke:
I’m gonna scream.

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[End of Chat.]