Chatroom 11 – JL, Explain Yourself
[Ahof Group Chat:]
Members: Steven, Han, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Juwon, Woongki, JL
Steven:
JL.
Han:
Explain.
Jeongwoo:
Now.
JL:
…What did I do?? 😭
Shuabo:
Ohhh, you KNOW what you did.
Daisuke:
JL-hyung, we saw the video. 😳
JL:
??? WHAT VIDEO???
Chih En:
The one where you fell off the chair during the interview.
Juwon:
The one that is now viral.
Woongki:
The one where your soul left your body mid-fall.
JL:
OH MY G—THAT GOT POSTED??! 😭
Steven:
Not just posted. MEME-IFIED.
Han:
You are now a reaction gif.
Jeongwoo:
I already saw three different versions on X.
Shuabo:
One has dramatic music added to it.
Daisuke:
One has slow motion and zooms in on your face.
Chih En:
And my personal favorite…
Juwon:
The one where they edited Steven reaching out for you like it’s a tragic K-drama scene.
Woongki:
BECAUSE HE DID.
Steven:
I WAS TRYING TO SAVE HIM 😭
JL:
AND YOU FAILED.
Han:
Tbh, you didn’t even try that hard.
Steven:
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, DIVE UNDER HIM LIKE A HUMAN PILLOW???
JL:
YES???
Woongki:
Guys, look at this new edit. They put Titanic music over it.
Juwon:
💀💀💀 IM WHEEZING
JL:
YOU ARE ALL THE WORST.
Daisuke:
Correction: We are entertained.
Chih En:
JL, thoughts on your new internet fame?
JL:
I’m blocking all of you.
Steven:
I’d like to thank gravity for this moment.
Han:
And the weak chair.
Jeongwoo:
And whoever recorded it in 4K.
JL:
I HATE YOU ALL.
[End of Chat.]