Chatroom 23 – JL, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
[Ahof Group Chat]
Members: JL, Steven, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Woogki, Han, Juwon
Steven:
I WANT EVERYONE IN THIS CHAT RIGHT NOW.
Han:
…What happened??
Jeongwoo:
Did Woongki break something again?
Woongki:
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE FIRST SUSPECT??? 😡
Chih En:
Because you always break something.
Daisuke:
Facts.
Woongki:
THIS TIME, IT’S NOT ME!!! 😤
Juwon:
So what’s the emergency?
Steven:
I WOKE UP. WENT TO THE BATHROOM. LOOKED IN THE MIRROR. AND—
JL:
Oh. So you finally realized you’re ugly?
Steven:
JL I’M GOING TO DROP-KICK YOU INTO SPACE. 🚀
Han:
Steven, just say what happened.
Steven:
SOMEONE. DREW. A FULL MUSTACHE AND BEARD ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.
Woongki:
PFFT—
Daisuke:
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Juwon:
NOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
Chih En:
WAIT I NEED TO SEE THIS.
Steven:
ABSOLUTELY NOT. I’M WASHING IT OFF.
JL:
TOO LATE. I TOOK A PHOTO. 🥰
Steven:
DELETE IT. NOW.
JL:
No. 😌
Shuabo:
Wait, who even did it??
Han:
I’m assuming JL.
JL:
Excuse me??? I would NEVER. 😇
Steven:
YOU’RE LITERALLY THE #1 SUSPECT.
JL:
I’M INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
Daisuke:
Okay but WHOEVER DID THIS IS A LEGEND.
Woongki:
Facts. A true artist.
Chih En:
It’s really well-drawn too. The shading?? The DETAIL??
Juwon:
Lowkey, Steven, you might wanna keep it. You look more mature now.
Steven:
I WILL THROW HANDS.
Han:
So no one’s gonna admit it?
Shuabo:
Nope.
Chih En:
I respect the silence.
Steven:
WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS, YOU’RE DEAD.
JL:
Oh wow. Would you look at the time. Gotta go.
[JL has left the chat.]
Steven:
I KNEW IT.
[End of Chat.]