Chatroom 22 – JL, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

[Ahof Group Chat]
Members: JL, Steven, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Woogki, Han, Juwon

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Steven:
JL.

Han:
JL.

Jeongwoo:
JL.

Juwon:
JL.

Chih En:
JL.

Woongki:
JL.

Daisuke:
JL.

JL:
WHY ARE YOU ALL SUMMONING ME LIKE I’M IN TROUBLE.

Shuabo:
Because you ARE.

Steven:
EXPLAIN. NOW.

JL:
EXPLAIN WHAT???

Han:
WHY IS THERE A LIFE-SIZED CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF YOU IN THE LIVING ROOM???

JL:
Oh. That.

Daisuke:
YES. THAT. WHY IS IT STARING INTO MY SOUL.

Woongki:
I ALMOST PUNCHED IT BECAUSE I THOUGHT A STRANGER BROKE IN.

Juwon:
I bowed to it thinking it was ACTUALLY JL. DO YOU KNOW THE HUMILIATION I FELT???

JL:
Okay but why would you bow to me in the first place???

Juwon:
RESPECT. But that’s not the point.

Jeongwoo:
Where did you even get that??

JL:
Oh, my fans sent it from the Philippines. It was used at my fan meeting. Cute, right? 😊

Steven:
CUTE?? IT’S TERRIFYING.

Han:
It’s TOO realistic. I walked past it at 3 AM and nearly had a heart attack.

Chih En:
I thought you were standing there silently, judging me for getting a midnight snack.

JL:
I mean, I would judge you for that.

Chih En:
And I would ignore you.

Daisuke:
CAN WE GET RID OF IT PLEASE. I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.

JL:
No. 🥰

Woongki:
Bro… WHY.

JL:
Because it’s ME. Why would I throw away ME?

Shuabo:
…I hate that this logic makes sense.

Steven:
Fine. BUT AT LEAST MOVE IT TO YOUR ROOM.

JL:
Nope, it stays.

Han:
I swear, if I wake up in the middle of the night and see it staring at me—

Juwon:
I’ll be burning it.

Jeongwoo:
I’ll be calling an exorcist.

Woongki:
I’ll be moving OUT.

JL:
You guys are so dramatic. 🙄

Shuaibo:
SAYS THE GUY WHO HAS A SHRINE OF HIMSELF IN OUR LIVING ROOM.

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[End of Chat.]