Chatroom 12 – Fake Maknae EXPOSED
[Ahof Group Chat:]
Members: Steven, Han, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Juwon, Woongki, JL
Daisuke:
I need to speak my truth.
JL:
Oh no.
Juwon:
Oh YES. Spill.
Daisuke:
JL is a fake maknae. 😤
JL:
??? EXCUSE ME, I AM YOUNG AND INNOCENT.
Woongki:
Young, sure. Innocent? Let’s not lie today.
Steven:
Go on, Daisuke. We’re listening. 👀
Daisuke:
He’s always stealing my maknae privileges.
JL:
WHAT MAKNAE PRIVILEGES??
Daisuke:
He gets fed first.
Han:
I mean… that’s true.
Chih En:
He acts cute and people fall for it.
Shuabo:
And somehow, we do things for him without realizing it.
Jeongwoo:
Now that I think about it, I did give him my drink without him even asking…
JL:
WAIT, AM I A GENIUS??
Daisuke:
NO. YOU’RE A FRAUD.
Juwon:
LMAO, Daisuke’s having a crisis.
Woongki:
But real talk, JL doesn’t even try. He just exists and people baby him.
Daisuke:
Meanwhile, I—THE ACTUAL MAKNAE—get told to do chores!! 😭
Steven:
That’s because you act like a menace.
Daisuke:
JL is a menace too!
Han:
Yeah, but he’s a quiet menace.
JL:
flips short hair Born talented, what can I say?
Daisuke:
I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS. I WANT A REFUND.
Chih En:
On what? Your birth order??
Woongki:
Sorry, kid. JL stole your maknae benefits. It’s too late now.
JL:
Don’t be mad, Daisuke. You can be my assistant maknae. 😌
Daisuke:
I’m gonna scream.
[End of Chat.]
