Chatroom 10 – Missing: One (1) JL
[Ahof Group Chat:]
Members: Steven, Han, Jeongwoo, Shuabo, Daisuke, Chih En, Juwon, Woongki
Steven:
Okay. I’m just gonna say what we’re all thinking. Where is JL???
Han:
…
Jeongwoo:
…
Shuabo:
He vanished. Like poof. Gone.
Daisuke:
Did he get adopted by his fans and decided not to come back? 😨
Chih En:
I wouldn’t be surprised. He’s probably being treated like royalty over there.
Juwon:
LMAO, true. I bet he’s living his best life while we suffer in practice.
Woongki:
Wait. What if he becomes a full-time celeb in the Philippines and forgets about us?? 😱
Steven:
Bro, he’s literally just visiting his family.
Han:
That was two weeks ago. And he’s been ignoring all our calls.
Jeongwoo:
Suspicious.
Shuabo:
I bet he’s too busy eating Jollibee to remember we exist.
Daisuke:
What’s Jollibee?
Woongki:
👀 Ohhhh, baby maknae, you have so much to learn.
Chih En:
Wait, guys. I have an idea.
Steven:
Oh no.
Chih En:
If JL won’t answer our calls, let’s summon him.
Juwon:
By doing what? A ritual? 😳
Chih En:
Nah. Just spam the chat with things that’ll get his attention.
Woongki:
SAY LESS.
Woongki:
JL is just a budget version of me tbh 😌✨
Shuabo:
I heard someone called him 3-Pick, but I think he’s more of a One-in-a-Million Pick tbh.
Daisuke:
He’s probably too busy making fans fall in love with him to check his phone.
Steven:
Bet he’s getting called “Pogi” 24/7 and enjoying it too much.
Han:
JL’s high notes? Probably making the angels jealous again.
Jeongwoo:
JL is the strongest member confirmed.
Juwon:
Fake bestie, I bet you’re out there charming everyone like the superstar you are.
[JL has entered the chat.]
JL:
EXCUSE ME. WHAT IS THIS SLANDER—wait, actually, this is kinda nice. 🤔
Woongki:
THE SUMMONING WORKED.
Shuabo:
Welcome back, Your Highness.
JL:
😂 TRAITOR ENERGY FROM ALL OF YOU.
Steven:
Too busy to answer our calls??
Han:
Or at least send a text?
JL:
I—I was… uh…
Juwon:
Eating.
Daisuke:
Jollibee?
JL:
…
JL:
I will neither confirm nor deny.
Chih En:
LMAO, CAUGHT.
Woongki:
So when are you coming back???
JL:
Idk, I’m kinda enjoying life here. Maybe I’ll extend a bit. 😌
Steven:
DO NOT.
Han:
We have a performance to prepare for.
Jeongwoo:
I will literally fly there and drag you back myself.
JL:
😂😂😂 Okay, okay! I’m coming back next week. Happy now?!
Juwon:
Not really. But I’ll allow it.
Woongki:
You owe us souvenirs.
JL:
Fine. What do you guys want?
Steven:
Your presence back in practice.
Han:
And less attitude.
JL:
Wow. So sentimental. So touching. 😭
Shuabo:
Bring us Jollibee.
Daisuke:
Yes. Jollibee. I wanna know what the hype is about.
JL:
Now THAT I can do. Prepare yourselves. 😏
[End of Chat.]
